The Poor Man Goes Away for a Few Days

The Poor Man Goes Away for a Few Days

Funnily, of course:

This sort of thing is likely to happen with some frequency, and I've been thinking I'd like to maybe try to have guest posters fill in when I'm gone, so this space doesn't go to waste, and so people don't have to press their grubby faces up against the screen like big-eyed hungry orphans who hoping against hope for new posts, or else a bowl of porridge and a job selling newspapers, depending on whether they are real people or just